what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker
I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end
A personal message from Liam Neeson to President Putin.
When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?
the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once
"This is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you." | Dogma (1999)